I Am Legend – The Crappy End Movie

Wow. What the heck happened here? The last third (perhaps even the last half) of I am Legend is as bad as can be. In other words: It’s bullshit. It’s as simple as that.

The 9 Worst Moviegoers You Can Encounter

There’s one thing I hate as much as bad movies and that’s moviegoers so annoying they ruin the whole experience. Because of that I always try to know whose sitting where before I buy a ticket (in Germany, the tickets have a seating number, so only one seat per person). That task for some reason always ends up being rather difficult so most of the time I end up with the lunatics in the audience.

Please forgive me, but after so many years I just have to write down the nine biggest/worst moviegoers I ever had to endure during a watch. Consider this post a self-referential counseling session. During the last two weeks I had to endure so many types listed below at the same time I am a short hop from a mental breakdown.

But enough about me, here are the nine worst types of moviegoers you can run into in a movie theater.

South Movie Review
21 Nov 2010   Reviews

South Movie Review

Don’t bother to watch South.

Paranormal Activity (The Movie Review of the First One)

(A.k.a. Paranormal Stupidtiy)

Why do people in horror flicks in general and especially the guys in Paranormal Activity act so splicely stupid? Was it the low budget of $15.000 max?

You again Movie Review – Never again…

You Again has to be one of the single most useless comedies of the whole year if not even longer. It’s mesmerizing how a single movie could squeeze so much shit into a mere 100 minutes. That’s what I call an accomplishment.