Indiana Jones 5 is Gearing Up

by Gunther Heinrich, 17 Jun 2009 in Movie News The Movie & Me

Initial Thought

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Second Thought

Q: How many Nazis do you need to overcome Indiana Jones?

A: It doesn’t matter! He beats them all to brown pulp!

Third Thought

Why didn’t all movie fans out there pirate this movie off any torrent site, letting it bomb silently so Hollywood spares us this agony…?!

Yep, that’s my brain working night and day to keep me and you entertained…

OK, let’s get serious again…